It’s no shorter than it was, really, but it’s layered. It’s REALLY different. Although I wanted different, I didn’t really mean for it to be wispily layered, but it is. I wanted chunks of hair. I guess that won’t happen. And I so trusted that hairdresser, too!
So I decided to take some pictures to see if I liked it, and get opinions. No one of real importance has seen it yet; and I’m going slightly crazy because I really can’t decide if I like the damn haircut. It’s kind of late now, but hey there ya go, that’s me.
When I started seeing the pictures, I began to come to the conclusion that I don’t like it. That I almost, in fact, hate it. It looks like a bad 80’s cut gone wrong, or an overgrown mullet. Or a giant mushroom cloud.
I got in the shower to see if I could do anything with it wet.
I still didn’t like it.
So I took the scissors to it. I cut shorter bangs. I cut a few haphazard chunks into the shorter layers.
And then I still didn’t like it.
I kept trying to. No matter how I moved or looked at it, I didn’t like it. It’s a stupid goddamn haircut.
And then I cried.
And then, after I stopped feeling sorry for myself, I tried accessories. If I had a curling iron or some gel or something I might have even tried that.
And I still don’t like it. Just look at how much it sucks!
But maybe I don’t hate it? It's kinda cute here. Please tell me I shouldn’t hate it? Am I going to have to actually DO MY HAIR now? I hate that thought.
Maybe just a side part is the answer (and the whole front-behind-my-ears thing). Or maybe I just have to stay in low-lighting from now on.
This fucking sucks. And I thought for sure that this time I wouldn’t care about the haircut (and I didn’t) and that it would be just fine (and it’s not) and that if it wasn’t fine then it would just grow out (and it will).
I need your opinions.
(and yes, i’m naked. it’s HOT. stay focused, here!)
Posted by nightingayle at June 27, 2003 07:34 PM