TV sucks. I wonder if Canadian Idol is on tonight. *flick* What the...? Is that Jessica Simpson? Did they just say “our first variety show”? Is that backlit cameltoe? Ok, who do they think they are, Burns & Allen?
*ring*
Shauna: Are you watching this mess on CTV?
Gayle: Yes, and I can’t stop. It’s terrible. Make me turn it!
Shauna: I can’t! It’s so awful! She can't even sing.
Gayle: So awful I have to watch it. This may be the best worst thing I’ve ever seen.
Shauna: I gotta go call Tara and tell her to turn this on.
Gayle: Yes, you need to tell EVERYBODY.
*click*
OK, Jewel? They've got Jewel? Wow, actually, I’ve never heard jewel live.. I’m enjoying this. [Jessica starts ‘singing’]
*dial*
Shauna: OK, what is she doing?!
Gayle: I can’t believe she’s doing a bad Jewel impression in front of Jewel.
Shauna: Did they not practice this? How can Jewel let her do that?
Gayle: I think Jewel thinks it’s funny.
Shauna: The Mr. T thing was funny.
Gayle: Gotta love Mr. T.
Shauna: She looks like such a tool.
Gayle: Yes! Does she not look at herself?
Shauna: You know what the worst part is?
Gayle: That we’re still watching this?
Shauna: All of the screaming fans.
Gayle & Shauna: Oh dear god. Kenny Rogers.
THE MUPPETS! The muppets sing better than those two stuffed people.
Posted by nightingayle at June 8, 2004 09:36 PM